cummied:

things to say during sex

  • nothing
  • you dont need sex
  • the lord is watching
  • amen

elvve:

*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)


satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.


viejospellejos:

(Source: sizvideos)

refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

(Source: trashboat)