things to say during sex
- you dont need sex
- the lord is watching
*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.